I’m just going to come out and say it:

Slack is a distracting, ineffective, addictive tool. Slack is ADHD for business. Ever since becoming a Slack user, the frequency of my communication has ballooned while the quality has plummeted. I’ve sacrificed part of my prefrontal cortex for an ephemeral flurry of synaptic connections.

This is the way we work.

These are my confessions as a Slack addict.